Person who resides in Chattanooga, Tennessee. The Chattanoogan archetype is a mixture of a trendy/hipster/outdoorsy/yuppie. Chattanoogans can be identified by their frequency of chaco wearing, eno hammocking in random places, use of Kavu bags, cliff bars as meals, and whether or not they carry a Rock/Creek water bottle with them. The typical Chattanoogan also has their FB banner set as a photo of the view from Sunset Rock.
"Hey, did you see that guy out on the trail?"
"Yeah, the one trail running in Chacos?"
"That's the one."
"Chattanoogan."
"Yeah, the one trail running in Chacos?"
"That's the one."
"Chattanoogan."
by chattybrittany October 25, 2013
this can only occur when in Chattanooga, Tennessee. it is the act of befriending a mexican woman, taking her to go eat mexican food and stealing her shit, setting the shit on fire and then throwing it in a nearby nursery.
by pharret ballsack April 13, 2023