Charva is a word that originates from the west end of newcastle. often referred to as the best end by charvas. a charva is someone who can often be found drinkin bella on street corners or local parks. after 2 or 3 bottles they are often found staggering home abusing anyone who passes at about 10:30 at night
by Micky The Charva May 5, 2004
A word that is used all ova in the UK put has different names, all with the same definition, other names are;
Chavs, Neds, Townies, Kevs, Charvers, Steeks, Spides, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Kappa Slappers, Skangers, Janners, Stigs, Scallies. but where i live in the north east so they are called charvas. charvas are people who wears lots ov bling bling usually big massive clown necklaces, tog24's berghauses, peter stroms ect and rockports, nike air max, big sovereign rings and an attitude like nothing you've seen b4. usually between the age ov 9 - 17 but can be older if its a lass livin in a council house that miffs (stinks) with 15 kids running round all with different dads! they are also usually potheads who smoke tac.
Chavs, Neds, Townies, Kevs, Charvers, Steeks, Spides, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Kappa Slappers, Skangers, Janners, Stigs, Scallies. but where i live in the north east so they are called charvas. charvas are people who wears lots ov bling bling usually big massive clown necklaces, tog24's berghauses, peter stroms ect and rockports, nike air max, big sovereign rings and an attitude like nothing you've seen b4. usually between the age ov 9 - 17 but can be older if its a lass livin in a council house that miffs (stinks) with 15 kids running round all with different dads! they are also usually potheads who smoke tac.
by cheryl June 6, 2004
a lad/lass who wears strippy jumpers(henry lloyd that is)tracksuit bottoms and the boots(rockports). they all wear them berghouses (the merra peak ones)the lasses have fringes and wear all the stars and bars nd button necklaces and them big earrings(bugie swingers)they walk around as if they rule the place and if they see you theyll say 'lend iz a snowt' thats can i please lend a ciggareet in english haha. they go around tourching cars and robbing old ladies. they also do that horrible griffey on the walls of the metro's and drink on street corners. most of them have left school by the age of 15.
by jay t February 4, 2004
A typical 'bad boy' who has the latest nike trainers e.g. shox or T.N's. These people wear about 3 pairs of socks and have them tucked in to their joggie bottoms, they listen 2 music wot repeats itself over and over again and has a high pitched singer, Charvas probably have crabs seen as they hav their hands down there pants 24/7. Can also be seen on a weekend night drinking cider at a bus stop. Their favourite words include as followed - 'Bad,Bad boy,Innit,TWOCKED IT,boiler house,Im gonna due him in,that is phat' These type of people us usually seen in groups of 5 plus(minimum)
by Duane_robbo October 21, 2004
A charva can be found scavenging in local boozers or night clubs, often heard usings words such as "PYAHH" and "AYE" and "HEEYA!"
by Damion May 28, 2004
u na wot it is all u fukin people wastin thr time callin charvas worse thn shit shud just shut the fuk up now coz nayones really tht bovad wot ova people fink!! n charvas arent all fukin bad ya na!! sum ppl just wanna be charvas because thy lyk the clothes n lyk the music!! n callin us all tramps is anuther waste of time too becoz oviusly wer not tramps if we can afford fukin rockports n berghauses!!
im a charva but am not tht bad i dont go getin myslef locked up all the time by pinchin n stuff.nd ave dun really well in school as well so all u ppl out thr hu r griefing charvas should just fink b4 thy speak!!
by vicky July 9, 2004
A charva (sngl) is a person that has a very low IQ, a very limited vocabulary and a very low status on the social ladder of the United Kingdom. Charvers (pl)originally from the North East reigon of England (eg Newcastle, Sunderland & Middlesbrough) plague the streets of these cities in large groups as it it the only way for them to gather any remote intelligence of their species as indivaidual charvers only have a fraction of a brain-cell within them.
This inferior species of mankind are set in the ways of trying to destroy themselves by taking drugs, drinking cheap alchol such as cider, by smoking. Charvers also put the lives of other people at stake as well as the have a habit of stealing cars (particularly old models of nissans and fords as well as transit vans) and driving them at unsafe velocities until the crash which then causes their inferior minds to contemplate setting the car or van alight as they believe it is a good idea and fun.
Should you run into a charva or a group of charvers (otherwise known as a crew) you are likely to be asked a question in the language of the charva that is almost impossible to understand. At the most a charva may be able to make a barley co-herient sentence such as "Lens 'is a tab" or " Hu you think ur lukin at, ye want bangin out"
Charvers dispise anyone who shows any signs of individuality. They can only tolerate being around people who dress like them. The typical charver clothing consists of a horizontally striped fred perry jumper, tracksuit bottoms, over priced hiking boots named rockports and overpriced waterproof coats called berghaus's.
Should you come across any of these poor, socially retarded, exuses of human beings it is recommended that you do not make eye contact and that you walk away as if they detect any eye contact between you and them they will look to pick a fight with you.
This inferior species of mankind are set in the ways of trying to destroy themselves by taking drugs, drinking cheap alchol such as cider, by smoking. Charvers also put the lives of other people at stake as well as the have a habit of stealing cars (particularly old models of nissans and fords as well as transit vans) and driving them at unsafe velocities until the crash which then causes their inferior minds to contemplate setting the car or van alight as they believe it is a good idea and fun.
Should you run into a charva or a group of charvers (otherwise known as a crew) you are likely to be asked a question in the language of the charva that is almost impossible to understand. At the most a charva may be able to make a barley co-herient sentence such as "Lens 'is a tab" or " Hu you think ur lukin at, ye want bangin out"
Charvers dispise anyone who shows any signs of individuality. They can only tolerate being around people who dress like them. The typical charver clothing consists of a horizontally striped fred perry jumper, tracksuit bottoms, over priced hiking boots named rockports and overpriced waterproof coats called berghaus's.
Should you come across any of these poor, socially retarded, exuses of human beings it is recommended that you do not make eye contact and that you walk away as if they detect any eye contact between you and them they will look to pick a fight with you.
The view on charvers in many north eastern cities of the UK is that they are a waste of time, space, money and resources and that they only exist as a plague of todays modern day society.
by wildthing June 29, 2004