someone who appears to be a catch, but is later discovered to have a touch of the 'tard. derived from the writings featured at the seventh charm website.
We met for coffee and he seemed really nice. Then he showed me his writing samples and i knew he was another seventh charmer.
by shocka October 13, 2004
by jessAYIYI February 12, 2012
The act of rocking back and fourth on the toilet in order to coax a painful stubborn poop out of your butt. You may also wrap a towel around your head and mime a flute in order to get the poop cobra to come out.
Man, after sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes I had to perform a Snake Charmer to get that poop out of there.
by wolfgangkurt March 1, 2011
When a male masturbates he stares at his penis until climax. When climax occurs the "Charmer" has to death stare the penis and not flinch when "Spit" on by the "Snake". After release the erect penis becomes soft thus proving victory in favor of the "charmer" over the "snake"
Mom: JIMMY!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!
Jimmy: MOM GET OUT!!!!! I AM THE SNAKE CHARMER!!!!!
MOM: OH MY GOD JIMMY!!!!! THAT IS HOW YOU GO BLIND FROM MASTURBATING!!!!
Jimmy: MOM GET OUT!!!!! I AM THE SNAKE CHARMER!!!!!
MOM: OH MY GOD JIMMY!!!!! THAT IS HOW YOU GO BLIND FROM MASTURBATING!!!!
by Ason J Nderson A May 14, 2010
by Mike Oxbig April 21, 2005
by inane February 28, 2005
When your partner gives your limp, flaccid penis a vigorous wank or blow job to get it stiff and rigid for coitus.
by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018