Charmed, I'm sure 

A warm greeting used upon being introduced someone. It is most often used in the context of a highly formal situation.

Madame: Miss Davis, Miss Miller.

Miss Davis: How delightful to meet you, Miss Miller.

Miss Miller: Charmed, I'm sure.

Charmed, I'm sure by Taran July 8, 2004

Charmed, I'm sure 

An expression used by one individual to another, usually meaning that they don't trust you entirely yet, and if you fuck up once, there's no chance of getting any at the end of the night.

Sir: Nice to meet you.
Ma'am: Charmed, I'm sure.
Sir: So...do you like beastiality?
Ma'am: ...*walks away*

Charmed, I'm sure by ThatGuySteveO September 1, 2006

I’m charted 

I’m cracked at fortnite 😩

“Omg I’m so charted did you see that I clipped that guy” as in I’m so good or in other words in cracked. I’m charted

I’m charted by Monkeyman22496 March 21, 2021

charded it up 

To chard something up, more commonly used in the past tense - to have charded it up - is to commit an act of embarrassing ineptitude, often incoporating stupidity, in a particularly depressing and characteristic manner.

As Mark dropped a catch he was berated by his friends because he charded it up.

charded it up by Richard J Joyce August 3, 2005

IE charmer

Originating from the Inland Empire, an IE charmer is a guy who tells a girl what they want to hear but doesn't really mean it as evidence by the inability to maintain a relationship.

He's such an IE charmer ::SMH::

IE charmer by ccrystaloo May 26, 2015

Indian Snake Charmer 

The act of placing a fitted tube around your own penis for ones pleasure and watching the sperm travel up into your mouth while holding the tube like a flute and performing swaying motions like your taming your King Cobra.

Kumar: Did you hear what Harddick did last night?

Dilip: No, what on earth did he do this time?

Kumar: he extracted the venom out of his king cobra!

Dilip: Ew he performed the Indian Snake Charmer, what the fuck thats fucking gundu!

Kumar: yeah I know what a benchod.

Indian Snake Charmer by Cumonmykeyboard4life March 29, 2010

Eritrean Snake Charmer Piss Missile Incepting Explosion 

The act of shoving bombs in both your partner's mouth and your urethra, then having your girl suck your now bomb-filled dick and you bust in the same second as the bombs bust. You must do all this while playing the flute on a brisk saturday afternoon.

Did you hear that Jayniga gave his girl the Eritrean Snake Charmer Piss Missile Incepting Explosion?
Yeah, I heard it from next door.

Eritrean Snake Charmer Piss Missile Incepting Explosion by aiwefal April 30, 2025