Mary recoiled in disgust when Jim revealed his chard. She then proceeded to laugh and humiliate him.
by Steven Pain August 27, 2007
by dean the bean January 4, 2008
When a bottle of chardonnay has been open too long, and no longer tastes good... You empty the bottle into your ass to avoid wasting the drunk that woukd be left behind, had you chosen to pour it down the drain.
I opened a bottle of chardonnay last week and it got a little vinegary, to the point where the flavor was quite offensive, so I realized charding was the most appropriate way to finish the bottle.
by Tomatoeyes July 3, 2016
To chard something up, more commonly used in the past tense - to have charded it up - is to commit an act of embarrassing ineptitude, often incoporating stupidity, in a particularly depressing and characteristic manner.
by Richard J Joyce July 15, 2005
by R-chard April 3, 2008
by 152626 January 15, 2018
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Chard To A Crisp Burger, it's served with Swiss chard!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018