the Greatest Guy Ever, and the funniest man Alive

Plays tyrone Biggums, the crack addict
he sold our house and had a 450,000 crack party
by Im Rick James Bitch January 14, 2005
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the greatest comedian who busted on r. kelly with his skit i wanna piss on you on his show on comedy central
haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love, i don't even want none of the above i want to piss on u.
yes i do, i'll piss on u i'll pee on u.
by ooooweeeee June 17, 2005
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aight i would just like to say this right now, dave is not self racist, if he was he wouldnt be respected by everyone he is hillarious
some of the funniest moments on chappelles show

guy- mr. chappelle, just because a investigator is a possible racist and their has been some racial profiling goin on lately you think that their was planted evidence in the oj simpson case

dave chappelle- yes i do

guy- but mr. chappelle

dave chappelle- NO FURTHER QUESTIONS

dave chappelle-oh my god its hatching, ladies and genteleman, the first dinosaur in a billion years is being hatched in my house THIS IS THE MOST BALLIN SHIT EVEEEEEEEEERR oh i just wish i had my, my SCISSORS (cuts off the dinosaurs head and licks the blood comin out)

dave chappelle- is pimpin easy??

proffessor- no

dave- correct

girl 1- no

dave- correct

aisain guy- no

dave- correct

dj- it aint easy

dave- correct

black guy-... hell yeah

dave- somehow that is correct
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Dave Chappelle- Really funny guy that has his own show on commedy central at 10:30 EST.
Dave Chappelle is really fuckin funny!
by DA GUY April 15, 2004
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Funniest nigga in the world. Watching his stand up shit is funny. "Whats all that chocolate on yo face, Motha fucka!"
I was watching that black guy.
You mean dave chappelle the funniest nigga alive
by Sebastian and Amanda May 20, 2006
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A funny, black comedian who has a show on Comedy Central. He has done sketch comedy, stand-up, and has starred in several movies. Most of his jokes and material are about ethnic races and drugs. His show on Comedy Central had had two successful seasons. His first season was mostly race material (Most of his 'race jokes' are anti-white in his first season). But his second season was better, for it was more well rounded on jokes. After his second season, he had 'taken a break'. He was supposed to have a third season, but he had never carried it out. From what i've gathered, he has had a mental breakdown. He went from a normal person to one of the greatest comedians in history in a very short time. Such a major change in a short time responsiblity and fame is very hard on a person's mind, and that is what I believe happened to Dave Chappelle. I don't think we will see much of Dave Chapelle in the near future, save re-runs of any of his work. Another interesting fact about him was he wore 60's style golfer caps on almost every episode of his show on Comedy Central.
Dave Chappelle led a great career in the field of Comedy, and left a distinctive mark in history.
by TheDungeonWall April 15, 2006
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