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A very beautiful girl who only dates tall guys with big hands. She often plays Basketball. She could pull all the guys
I wish I could date Chapel but I’m not tall enough
Chapel by loser99:89 July 21, 2021

Chapel Shaft 

1. The deprived erection of a holy man.

2. An erection during confession and/or prayer. Catching the holy ghost in the shaft of your penis.
1. That priest got that good good chapel shaft.

2. During Sunday mass this morning I got mad chapel shaft while in the confessional and released the holy ghost all over the walls.
Chapel Shaft by VixenMask June 29, 2014

Chapel Hat Pegs 

A northern term used to discribe a womens head lamps when on main beam
I saw this girl, it was so cold she had nips like chapel hat pegs
Chapel Hat Pegs by Tommy October 22, 2003

Chapel Street 

A Trendy Street in the Melbourne suburb of "South Yarra"

By day, its a street filled with designer clothes shops and cafe's with the odd Ferrari or Lamborghini’s parked on side of the road.

By Friday night the joint is fkn packed!
The fun usually starts after 10pm

The clubs and bars come alive, the chiks dress slutty, carloads of people do chap laps to show off their "fully sik" modified shit heaps

Dozens of people get pissed in the back of their mates cars, hang out the windows n talk shit to people walking past or people in cars on the other side of the road..

Traffic generally gets banked up worse than a monk’s balls and there’s absolutely nowhere to piss.

Most of the time this place is best viewed drunk, gather a few mates, pack a bit of grog n get sum1 who's sober to drive, head down around 10:30pm, do a few chap laps and check out the crowd.

You'll prob pass the same cars on the other side of the road about a dozen times, by then you should know their life history.

There’s a 24hr bottelo at the end of the strip for when you need to stock up, and LOC (lamb on chapel), souvlaki's for when you get the munchies

Main things to check out

Lamb on chapel (best souva's)
Bride O'Rileys pub
The Hugo lounge (meat market)
Frost bites (alcoholic slurpies)
Coles car park (gone down hill now days)

Things to watch out for

The Cops have really destroyed the action in this place from what it was a few years ago, they are constantly raiding the joint and defecting cars, be sure to hide your grog if they pull you over.

The Coles car park is generally the gathering spot for rice boys, if ya rides hot don’t hang around there for to long as the cops like to block off all exits and raid the joint holding you up for hours.

Other than that, if you’re in Melbourne this is the place to be on weekends.
Day Time

Hunni lets go to Chapel Street and do some cloths shopping

Night time

Habib mate, lets go to chapel and do a few chap laps, call the cousins..

Few hrs later..

Shit uleh the cops defected my fully sik 180sx
Chapel Street by flat6 June 11, 2006

chapel high school 

an absolutely shit school that contains kids that smoke in toilets and daily scraps that are pathetic but also funny cos we all love beef and like getting involved, btw it contains people from dove so its not a good idea for you to go there, u may be raped my them and are probably all related. the 6 fingers may scare u but u will get used to it, possibly. btw the school mostly contains wankers that think they are really cool but are actually complete knobs with no lives so they spend their time chattin shit and bullying. your welcome my dick heads🤞🏼
fucking hell are u from chapel high school, i feel so sorry for you
chapel high school by twatontoast January 25, 2017

chapel pussy 

The priest was about to tear off a piece of chapel pussy when the deacon interrupted him.

Poor Jimmy, he
has to be chapel pussy at Mass this Sunday
chapel pussy by papa jayro May 29, 2010