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Chappled 

To have buggery or other lewd sexual acts, often with the use of handcuffs, committed upon one by a 7 foot tall man in a bear suit. These acts are committed in the spirit of hazing/rookie initiation, and the victims in most cases are high school basketball players. Other victims include younger male prison inmates.
" Geez, that poor kid from Burnett got Chappled really bad. They stripped his clothes off and handcuffed him to a chair, then the 7 foot tall assistant coach walked in the room in a bear suit and buggered him. He probably should have went to Steveston instead of Richmond High"
Chappled by JackTors April 25, 2019

CAPalert 

a wacky movie review sites that finds every movie evil.
What the heck is "suggestive eye movement supposed to mean anyway?
CAPalert by the mad one February 28, 2004
"Chaaley" is a term that applies to many situations. You can say it when your excited about something, when your upset and even when in disbelief.
Someone tell's you a story you dont beleive and you reply with "Chaaley"!
Chaaley by B. Martin October 24, 2006

Capalert 

1. A really gay and misguided Christian "family" movie review site which rates movies based on their appropriatness usinge thir godly bible-based rating system. Very xenophobic and hateful, rudely judging both films and their creators. They have also made up a new rating: R-13! And let's not forget their infamous "Offense to God" rating category, where anything in the films relating to other religions (or any fantasy or folklore elements) are judged as sinful and inapproriate.
Jesus would not be amused by Capalert.
Capalert by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003

champale 

A sparkling, malt beverage designed to look and taste like champagne, even though it isn't, made by Pabst Brewing Company.
Maybe it's the Champale talking, but I think you're pretty sexy.
champale by Rev. Lovejoy February 8, 2006

capalert.com 

Homepage of the "ChildCare Action Project," an endeavor by a fairly extreme Christian ministry to let parents determine just which movies God doesn't want their children to watch. Has hundreds of detailed movie reviews, noting everything that goes against the Bible, no matter how slight, so that you know every single reason why it's probably a bad idea to let a five-year old watch Jason X. Not all movies reviewed are scored; the reviewer sometimes is too offended to watch the whole movie in extreme cases like 8MM, Jackass: The Movie (A name he even refuses to spell out), The Birdcage, and Matilda.
In spanish it means to suck! or suck it!
Chupale mija!
(suck it girl)
Chupale by El Mark March 26, 2009