A douche bag who spends too much time in the tanning bed and looking at himself in the mirror. If he attends a party his collar will be popped and his hair will be gelled way too much. He'll also think everyone in the room, including guys, want to get in his pants.
by WP Evert November 24, 2008
Definition: Verb-When assholes/losers resembling Jersey Shore rejects show up and ruin whatever awesomeness is going on.
Derived from: The epic doucher Chachi played by an even more epic doucher, Scott Baio, on the television programs Happy Days (1974-1984)and Joanie Loves Chachi (1982-1983).
Derived from: The epic doucher Chachi played by an even more epic doucher, Scott Baio, on the television programs Happy Days (1974-1984)and Joanie Loves Chachi (1982-1983).
Dude, my party got chached Saturday night. These guido dudes showed up and started freaking out all of the women with their crappy tats, gelled hair and doucher personalities.
by BigTbag July 25, 2012
Noun-
Slang.
-a contemptibly naive, fatuous, foolish, or inconsequential man most often characterized by feminine mannerisms, chauvinistic speech, and an unhealthy obsession with being "cool, hip, hot, or stylish."
-a man who wears overpriced clothing, excessive calogne, and tans in an effort to appeal to the opposite sex.
-a self-absorbed man who speaks in innuendos in order to repress feelings for those of the same sex.
-a vagina
-cocaine
Slang.
-a contemptibly naive, fatuous, foolish, or inconsequential man most often characterized by feminine mannerisms, chauvinistic speech, and an unhealthy obsession with being "cool, hip, hot, or stylish."
-a man who wears overpriced clothing, excessive calogne, and tans in an effort to appeal to the opposite sex.
-a self-absorbed man who speaks in innuendos in order to repress feelings for those of the same sex.
-a vagina
-cocaine
Brenton, and his gang of Chaches, are standing over in the middle of the dance club. If one was initially unaware of his presence, he/she would be immediately made aware by his scent, flashy clothing, or loud and overly chliche speach.
Amber has a dirty chach from sleeping around.
Dewane sells chach down on 22nd street.
Amber has a dirty chach from sleeping around.
Dewane sells chach down on 22nd street.
by Dr. VanKrazy December 27, 2008
Person1: It's spelled C-H-O-C-H
Person2: No chach is spelled C-H-A-C-H
Many other people: No stupid, it is spelled C-H-O-C-H
Person1: Yeah you stupid choch
Person2: No chach is spelled C-H-A-C-H
Many other people: No stupid, it is spelled C-H-O-C-H
Person1: Yeah you stupid choch
by chochspeller November 29, 2013
It can also be used in the context of "chachbag". A chachbag is someone who is convinced of being cool when in all actuality is the polar opposite. They tend to piss off and anger all those around them, making living with a chachbag one of the most difficult tasks in the world. Furthermore, a chachbag usually cannot make friends of his own age therefore causing him to look to younger adolescents for friendship (because they don't know any better). A chachbag is the single handed worst word you can use to describe a male human being. It also has references to strong tendencies of homosexuality and masterbation. A chachbag can be indentified when all his friends begin to hate him for his annoyance and homosexual behavior.
by Military Proverb November 29, 2005
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