Short for Crap Furniture.
Crap Furniture comes in a box and requires home assembly. It is made of cheap materials and is prevalent in apartment living and on-campus dormitories. Crap Furniture typically has a lifespan of only three to four years before self distructing into a pile of sawdust and knock-down fasteners.
Crap Furniture comes in a box and requires home assembly. It is made of cheap materials and is prevalent in apartment living and on-campus dormitories. Crap Furniture typically has a lifespan of only three to four years before self distructing into a pile of sawdust and knock-down fasteners.
"Yeah, sure I've got a lot of CF, but not everybody is as handy with a screw driver and hammer as I am."
by RocketScience October 31, 2006
Abbr. Chicken Fucker; a person who enjoys to fuck chickens. Either cooked, plucked, dead or infact alive.
But some Cfs have difficulty distingusing raw chicken from cooked chicken. Legend has it that many Cfs have died from intercourse with raw chickens
But some Cfs have difficulty distingusing raw chicken from cooked chicken. Legend has it that many Cfs have died from intercourse with raw chickens
by El February 8, 2004
An abbreviation that stands for chicken fried steak, which is a beef patty deep fat fried much like fried chicken. CFS should only be used by persons who are familiar with what cfs is, such as wait staff, truckers, or poor white trash.
Person 1: Damn, I need some supper in my belly.
Person 2: Well, let's go to Mike's Steakhouse for the biggest and best god damn cfs west of the Mississippi.
Person 2: Well, let's go to Mike's Steakhouse for the biggest and best god damn cfs west of the Mississippi.
by Flo$$y B June 1, 2005
CF or Cunt Face, a derogatory term used to describe one displaying Cunt Face-like characteristics; such as, but not limited to:
Being a douche bag
Trying to stand out and get all the attention
Being a sarcastic smartass
Being a shovenist pig
The term is usually reserved for men, but can be applied to women for maximum insult, but little pride.
Being a douche bag
Trying to stand out and get all the attention
Being a sarcastic smartass
Being a shovenist pig
The term is usually reserved for men, but can be applied to women for maximum insult, but little pride.
"Hey everyone, I'm gonna play 'Stairway to Heaven' come sing along"
"Hey CF, shut the fuck up"
"The only thing president Bush doesn't have is a penis"
"Hey CF, shut the fuck up"
"Hey baby, your really hot, I wanna fuck you"
"Hey CF, shut the fuck up"
"Fuck President Bush"
"Hey CF, you go the right idea, but I still want to to shut the fuck up"
"Hey CF, shut the fuck up"
"The only thing president Bush doesn't have is a penis"
"Hey CF, shut the fuck up"
"Hey baby, your really hot, I wanna fuck you"
"Hey CF, shut the fuck up"
"Fuck President Bush"
"Hey CF, you go the right idea, but I still want to to shut the fuck up"
by thoreau222 November 24, 2007
The word "Cf" (pronounced "seff") is an abbreviation of the word "Seff", which is an abbreviation of "selvfølgelig", which means of course. Cf is a very cool word used only on chatrooms and facebook, never when you talk (when you talk, "seff" is used instead, although these two words are pronounced the same way), and only by the wickedest of the wicked.
by Hedvig October 30, 2007
by mackmaster January 14, 2005