cfl

Choppers for life

cfl in lbc

by j August 7, 2003

cfl

Acronym for "Can't Fucking Lose."

mark: Dude, I CFL this game of HALO.
Scott: Yeah, you are higher ranked than everyone playing.

by rallyprox May 16, 2005

CFL

Crying From Laughing

I'm CFL. Is it that tough?

by Lahdeedah2 October 17, 2008

CFL

C.F.L. cry(ing) from laugher/laughing

when Alex ran strait into the stop sign yesterday, every one was CFL.

by marshalmelow November 3, 2010

CFL - constable for life!

CFL - Constable For Life; a police constable who elects to remain a constable; not wanting to take on higher titles, i.e Sergeant, Supervisor, Inspector, Chief; preferring to work in the trenches, saying NO to a white shirt position; never forgetting where he came from; what made him!

"CFL - constable for life!"

Sergeant: "are you going to move up the law enforcement ladder any time soon there 20 yr medal"?

Constable: "nah, I'm good at what I do, enforcing the law, putting bad guys where they belong...

Sergeant: "sounds like you're part of the; CFL - constable for life"

Constable: "part of it; hell I'm the founder of it; besides, it would cut into my favourite past time of collecting shoulder flashes"! Besides, you need me to make you look good Sergeant"!

Sergeant: "boys will be boys; you're right though, I need you to keep making me look good; you truly are a 20 year medal worth keeping around"! CFL - constable for life

copcoppersergeantsupervisorconstablelifer

by winnipegdude March 13, 2013

CFLS

CFLS - Crooked Face Lesbian Syndrome. The tendency for crooked-mouthed women to be over represented in the Lesbian community. Also called “Greta vanSusterin Shovel-face Syndrome.”

Jane Lynch has a case of CFLS.

by ChipSlap July 24, 2018

CFL

The football league consisted of wash outs from the NFL with some Arena League and no name NCAA players thrown in the mix.

The CFL is to the NFL what TNA is to WWE.

by TybaltDaGoon July 14, 2022