cellular-phone selfish person.
one who stage-phones ( i can't belieave this word is still undefined in the UD!..), and talks loudly disregarding those who have abso-fuckin'-lutely zip interest in what, or who the frick might be on the phone's other end!
The act of being a total inconsideratedick face whose life revolves around their shit box of a cell phone and can't take 2 seconds to take their eyes off their cell phone to notice what's going on around them.
Billy: Hey johnny...
Johnny: (Keeps playing with cell phone while driving)
Billy: HEY... Johnny...
Johnny: (Keeps playing with cell phone while driving)
Billy: HEY JOHNNY YOU CELLFISH ASSHOLE WE'VE HAD A COP FOLLOWING US WITH HIS CHERRIES ON FOR A MILE
Rocky: *peacefully watching jhumka gira re on his cellphone* wink wink Rani: ROCKYYYYYYY U DONT WANNA SPEND TIME WITH MEE YOU'RE SUCH A CELLFISH...
Rocky: A WHATT ??
Rani: u didnt read what i said above just now :<