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Time's Square Celebration 

A sexual act performed on New Year's Eve starting at one minute to midnight. During the "One Minute Countdown", one individual lies on his/her back, while a male partner slowly lowers his genitals onto his partner's face, finally dropping them at exactly midnight. Performed in the spirit of the New Year's Eve Time's Square celebration.
It's New Year's Eve, and tonight I'm going to give my girlfriend a "Time's Square Celebration".
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celebration sex 

Having sex on a special occasion such as an anniversary, birthday, promotion or team win. Has been known to result in producing offspring nine months later.
It was her birthday and our team just won the title, so it was the perfect storm for celebration sex.
celebration sex by yes juanito yes November 11, 2014

Celebrotion

Celebrating only with your male friends. Similar to a stag or bachelor party, but applicable to any celebration worthy event.

Also: Celebrote, Celebroting
Man: A raise! This calls for a night out!
Woman: Awesome, what are we doing?
Man: I don't think so, this is going to be a celebrotion!!
Celebrotion by VinnyM November 21, 2010
Word of the Day on August 6, 2024

Celebrotion

The act of human males congregating in pairs or groups, no woman allowed! This event should have some some pre-meet excitement as to justify it greatness. This can be a defined event such as a stag party, or to watch a "B" movie, knowing full well that the lady"s would never in a million years torture themselves with a night of Bruce Campbell. All Sports nights are full-on Celebrotion's.
... ring ring... Hey broskey!! Whats shaking I haven't seen you in forever, you busy Friday? ....No mate I totally free.... Sweet! I got the new Zombie Chefs Raw Food Challenge, season 6 and an 80' L.E.D. T.V in the Man Cave Its gonna be a Celebrotion!
Celebrotion by Celebrotion November 17, 2011

strawberry celebration 

A sexual act in which a man has intercourse with a woman while on her menstrual cycle. Before ejaculation the man withdraws his penis, draws a parring knife, and proceeds to hack at the base of his penis until the member is detached. The man then raises fore-mentioned member to his oral cavity and blows through the urethra, releasing a shower of both his blood and his partners menstrual blood like confetti. He then takes the hollowed shaft and dices it into small cube shape pieces. Once diced the woman's left breast is filleted from the body and also hollowed. The penis cubes are then gently placed inside the hollow breast which is promptly sewn into a pouch. The menstrual blood is then used to paint festive decorations onto the pouch, which is then express mailed to small Mexican children to be used as a pinata.
Man#1: How was your date last night?

Man#2: Rather festive but I am experiencing a slight pain in my neither regions.

Man#1: Why's that, cheif?

Man#2: I had my first strawberry celebration.

Brad: Story of my life! Zing!

Saucy Celebration 

Referring to the popular McDonalds sandwich ("My saucy celebration" as advertised on posters) which can be mistaken for the climax of sexual intercourse.
Last night me and my girlfriend had a saucy celebration in bed!
Saucy Celebration by Spying_Fuzzball November 18, 2011

Saucy Celebration 

A McDonalds sandwich and a surprisingly fitting euphemism for sex.
"Hey you wanna go get a saucy celebration? I've heard McDonalds has them again."

"Hey babe, let's have a saucy celebration tonight"

"My saucy celebration had too much sauce and it spewed all over my face"