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A celebration of an abortion. Since it costs a lot of money, and nobody wants children, couples are encouraged celebrate the event.
"I know you're pregnant, I think we should have a celebortion!"
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When you go out for a celebration, but something comes up, and you have to cancel it half-way through.
Rufus: "How was the big celebration last Saturday?"
Sebastian: "We had to make it a celebortion, because Wanda got sick"
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