Caveman Syndrome 

Either chronic or situational, caveman syndrome causes the victim to have the need to shit almost continuously. While diarrhea is more commonly an immediate and short-lived (for the lucky ones) experience, caveman can be describe properly as multiple fecal instances spread more or less evenly throughout the day. Caveman syndrome is predominantly exuded by those with a fast metabolism.

Guy 1: Damn, I've had to shit like 10 times today, but none have been satisfying!

Guy 2: Caveman syndrome for sure.

Guy 1: I gotta shit again.

Caveman Syndrome by Captain Slippyfist October 20, 2010

Cavman syndrome 

Cavman syndrome is when the brain is significantly smaller then the rest of the body causing uncontrollable emotions trouble speaking normally thinking people are laughing at you when there not and seemingly being into aisians for a unknown reasons the cavmen tend to hang round in packs remember if it’s 6 or more it’s dangerous this is a problem that needs to have awerness spread

the cavman syndrome has been around for decades just only being discovered recently

Cavman syndrome by Bonker bingilton August 4, 2018