The sound a gopher makes when it simultaneously coughs and laughs while surrounded by future legal scholars.
The Canadian was distracted by the large number of seemingly unconnected people laughing at the gopher, who was caughing.
1) An obnoxious phrase used when one being pisses the shit out of you.
2) A substitute for the phrase "kind of".
2) Person 1: "Do you like my gouch?"
Person 2: "Caugh"