Cathcart's Law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability it being reduced to dick jokes approaches 1.

c.f Godwin's Law

Note: invoking Cathcart's Law massively increases the probability of dick jokes, as it contains the fragment "grows longer".

(following a lengthy conversation about GPS)

Steve: My GPS has a 3" screen, and it's perfectly adequate for my needs.

Tim: Yeah, but how long do you want to be staring at a 3" thing?

Steve: ...

Tim: Cathcart's Law!

Cathcart's Law by baztastic March 26, 2011

cathcart 

A cart in a medical facuility, or doctors office used to carry items for catheters. (In medicine a catheter is a tube that can be inserted into a body cavity, duct or vessel)

Doctor "nurse, could you bring in the cathcart?"
Nurse "ok"

cathcart by tranceiver October 1, 2009

cathcart 

to be a stud with a huge nut sack.

dude, did you see ryan last night at the club? he was banging all kinds of b*tches.....he sure was a cathcart.

cathcart by alinco October 1, 2009

cathcart elementary school 

An elementary school in snohomish that desperately needs to be redone and I once saw a 1 1/2 foot long piece of shit in the toilet.

Dude: “Yo what school you go to?”
Other Dude: “Cathcart Elementary School.”
Dude: Oh how many diseases have you gotten from the bathroom alone?”

cathcart elementary school by beancoveredinsand April 22, 2021

Roy Cathcart 

Your typical duche bag, dad beats him up once a week. Own’s a mini truck.

“Roy Cathcart wanted to fuck, but I told him I wasn’t in to pussies”

Roy Cathcart by exraw1212 March 18, 2019