Catfax 

The user history of a vagina. When and with whom it was used, and any problems it may have.

GUY: Goodnight, you ready?
GIRL: Yea.
GUY: Aight, let's go. Wait, actually I don't mean to come off rude or nothing but can I see your Catfax?

Catfax by ohjustcheckin December 26, 2011

catfapping 

When you make "fapping noises" using the lips of one's own vagina. The Cat of course reffering to 'pussy'.

she grabbed her vulva and started catfapping

catfapping by dirtycrazy December 2, 2011

carfaxed 

to investigate a potential online friend or love's truthfulness about their identity.

People lie all the time about who they are on the internet. Nothing worse than meeting someone who sounds nice and then find out down the road that they aren't. From "carfax" to find out a car's history before you buy it.

I met a real nice woman online and carfaxed her to make sure she was who she said she was.

carfaxed by Kiss My Neurons August 5, 2009

carfax 

noun
1.Proof or evidence supporting your outlandish claims.
Origin is from the CARFAX.com commercials featuring a fox that is best known for saying, "show me the CARFAX," to unsuspecting car salesmen.

noun
2. A list of people you've had sex with.

1. Person 1: I met Jay-Z last night!
Persion 2: Show me the carfax or it didn't happen.

2. Person 1: Person 1: So when are we gonna make it official and become a couple?
Person 2: You gotta show me the carfax before we get serious.

carfax by SACBRUH May 4, 2013

Carfax 

What the fox actually says.

"What does the fox say?!"

"Show me the CarFax"

Carfax by KayM October 12, 2013

cat fax 

A sexual history report or list. Like a car fax, the person requesting wants to know who's been in it, how many miles, the amount of front damage and all rear end collisions.

Phrase made popular by radio host Tommy Sotomayor.

"Black women, you've let too many niggas get inside ya pussy. Show me the cat fax!"

cat fax by Mr. Protocol August 1, 2013

catfacery 

The devious but non-harmful tricks played on other internet users or MMO players. Usually preformed by griefers or trolls, but sometimes by just people in good taste. More complex ones may be done by script kiddies.

(In a game of tf2)
Player 1: Why does our entire team consist of sandvich heavies?
Player 2: :3
Player 1: Enough of this catfacery.

(In Chatroulette)
*You see stranger's feed as a copy of yourself*
Stranger: :3
You: -_- *nexted*

catfacery by Noeda May 25, 2010