"Im sorry I cant go, my wife castroed me to stay at home"
or
"that girls huge boobs always be castroed in that shirt. she needs to take it off"
or
"that girls huge boobs always be castroed in that shirt. she needs to take it off"
by mofod May 15, 2013
The dickish person that always bogarts their weed and booze. They seem really nice in person but are always very reluctant to share weed or alcohol at parties and often ask you to pay them back regardless of any favors you've done them. It's also very likely that they think highly of themselves.
Person 1: Brandon wants you to pay him back for when he smoked you out last week.
Person 2: What the fuucckk I've smoked him out like five times
Person 1: Yeah he's being a real castro about it.
Person 2: What the fuucckk I've smoked him out like five times
Person 1: Yeah he's being a real castro about it.
by A poor stoner February 29, 2012
the member of the family who takes it upon themselves to make sure everyone has a god damn happy holiday.
Christmas eve dinner really sucked until Christmas Castro made us drink cheap red wine and forced us to deck the halls.
by dave rippon February 17, 2008
A black hearted soulless Sgt of marines who will stick his foot so far up your ass, his toe nails tickle your tonsils. The mere whisper of his name invokes fear in even the most battle hardened of staff NCO's. He is one hell of a hard charging pipe layer. Rah devil.
by Thebighorn February 12, 2017
A teenage JROTC cadet who has no concept of bearing during uniform inspection. Commonly avoids all and any attempts to put effort into school work and plays Gmod all day.
by BatteredCock696 October 17, 2014
A teacher that has carelessly gotten themselves fired by perving on a student, whose wife happens to work at the same school.
by Ms. Castro February 27, 2017
A sexual act in which the man inserts a Havana(or other type of Cigar) into the vagina of his female partner. He then smokes the cigar while blowing the smoke into his partners orafice.
by Zkilla January 30, 2006