Slang; when marijuana has an excessive amount of red hairs growing on the buds. Such as Orange Kush.
"Damn, look at all those red hairs. This bud is straight carrot top."
1. A person with red hair. See Also: red head
2. Scott Thompson, a widely known mediocre comic that is extremely obnoxious. See Also: Gilbert Gottfried
Oh crap, is Carrot Top on television AGAIN!?!
a shite comic who lives in the rich area of Winter Park
Somebody get Carrot Top off the air, please.
Nobody likes Carrot Top, so why is he still on the air?
1) why is everybody so stupid saying that carrot tops are redheads. carrot tops are Green idiots!!
2) the top of a carrot
"hey look that guy is a carrot top"
"no hes not dumbass, carrot tops are green. hes just ginger"
1. To jump from Wikipedia entry to Wikipedia entry through related links until you've ended up on a subject completely unrelated to the subject you started with, e.g., starting at socioeconomics and ending at Carrot Top.
2. Similarly, in a conversation, jumping from topic to topic until neither party remembers what subjects led them to the final topic.
Sarah: "Good lord. How did I carrot-top from Lindsay Lohan to the Hanshin earthquake in Japan?"
Mark: "...and so obviously Kara Thrace was an angel sent from the one true God--"
Abby: "Hold it. Back up. We've totally carrot-topped from what to get for Beth's baby shower."
1) A comedian with red hair.
2) An Orange T-Shirt
ex#1: Dude Shaun White's hair makes him look like Carrot Top.
ex#2: Gina you bitch lemme borrow that Carrot Top.
A joke that sounds funny in your head, but the rest of the world doesn't think so.
"I'm sorry. That was a total carrottop. I thought it would be funny, but then after saying it realized it wasn't even close."