When a man spreads carrot flavored icing on another persons chest then gets a massive erection and carves the outline of texas into the icing with the tip of his erect penis
yo dude i have some extra carrot flavored icing you wanna give me a slice of texas carrot cake?
by erak September 24, 2008
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adj.
(of an idea) completely crazy in concept, but surprisingly excellent in practice. Like putting carrots in a cake.
Malibu with milk? Tia Maria with Orange juice? Blue WKD with Port?? Who thought these up? Carrot-cake genius!
by Dybeck April 9, 2003
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the firecrotch that lives in room 202, Jwhat? Jaywoooo
the fire crotch in room 202 is a carrot cake cunt muffin.
by jamesdondero October 27, 2008
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Person 1: How'd you get on with that bird you left with last night?

Person 2: Ah man, I tongue punched that carrot cake
by P4987-NBQ51 December 1, 2021
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Real hip hop, real rap, fresh beats, Means good, legit, badass beats, the shit, that fire, that diggy Iggy, good beats, good music, real shit up in general nah mean
Yo did you hear that new s*** just dropped by l-dog, that s*** is the carrot cake, I ain't even playin.

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I just saw that video everybody's talking about by the weekend that s*** is straight carrot cake NGL
by Carl Levi Tate May 26, 2021
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When engaged in sexual intercourse, in particular with a redhead with a prominent bush, one pulls out and ejaculates onto said bush, leaving it appear to frosted.
I pulled out and gave that girl a carrot cake last night.
by MD Quak March 1, 2017
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