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Carrot Cake can be used as a substitute word for the word sex so people don't know what your talking about.
OMG you've had carrot cake before!!

When was the last time you had carrot cake?
by CarrotCake08 September 22, 2011
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This is term for an elderly person that a younger person (around a third of they're age) would like to have sex with.
by garyfullness September 04, 2014
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(noun)

1. A cake made from carrot gratings and walnuts.
2. The term used to describe a girl who has over excessivley fake tanned (carrot) and is wearing too much make up (cake face).
1."OMG, my mum made the best carrot-cake the other day!"
2."Oh great here comes carrot-cake, i reckon you'd need a shovel to find her face."
3."Did you see Craig making out with carrot-cake over there?"
by Noor , xx March 15, 2008
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(noun)
1.A cake made with walnuts and carrot gratings. Usually made by your mum or grandma.
2.The term used to decribe a cake face who has used too much fake tan.
1.OMG mum made the best carrot-cake the other day!
2.Oh greaaat, Carrot-Cake and that un-evolved ape over there are playing tonsil hockey again...
by Noor , xx March 16, 2008
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a "ginger" or "gingy" kid who has been cursed with red hair and lots of freckles. these kids often resemble carrot cake, because of its orange colour and unappealing taste.
naomi, "why does jordan milner remind me so much of carrot cake?"

kailey, "beacause he IS a carrot cake!, hes a ginger!

naomi (to jordan milner), "hi carrot cake!"

(jordan does a little ginger grunt)
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when ur getting a blowjob, u ask the girl to look up, then u vomit all over her face, then you jizz all over right after.
i had some really nasty carrot cake, and then i fuckin carrot caked all over her!!!
by vomitface69 October 24, 2010
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a term of endearment for a red headed girl's vagina.
I would like to eat your carrot cake for dessert.

I would like to plunge my Bratwurst into your carrot cake and cover it with a nice sugary glaze.
by lofiscifi November 02, 2008
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