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Caroline Curtis is a cute curly haired girl who is not of russian descent. she does an incredibly good impersonation of borat, and a russian accent in general. She likes old people candy such as dried peach rings. Her favorite song goes a little something like this "rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey, whiskey makes my girl, a little bit friskyyyyy!" She is not racist, but her friend's grandpa is. She has a thing for gay guys, it's not her fault, it's just there.
NO, that's not the caroline curtis russian accent!
by ohhayyy August 16, 2010
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