A carlito is a person who is cool. Carlitos often eat apples and spit in people's face when they do something that is not cool.
Also a WWE wrestler
Also a WWE wrestler
Look at Matt, he is a real Carlito!
Carlito: "I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool!"
Carlito: "I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool!"
by Meijer's! August 20, 2005
A relatively kind-hearted person, good person. Often appears to be uncaring, pessimistic and douchey but on the inside he's caring and has good intentions.
Extremely antisocial (not goos with people) and quiet but if you're a friend of his, then you mean a lot to him... even if you fall out.
Extremely antisocial (not goos with people) and quiet but if you're a friend of his, then you mean a lot to him... even if you fall out.
by Someone?Somewhere? June 4, 2017
Carlito is cute as fuhhhhhhk but he’s also super nice. He hates annoying people, and he’s hella funny
by my bf is finee March 2, 2019
Carlos is an entity that spawns in the area of Wilanow, Poland. He is very interested in firearms and far-right politics. Also he has an interest in the Farma Incident, which is rather concerning. He is an unknown entity that might sometimes vanish. When it comes to extra-curricular activities, he enjoys playing War Thunder as the German faction
Teacher: “Carlito, could you please state the difference between the two formulas.”
Carlito: “Miss, but i don’t want to”.
Carlito: “Miss, but i don’t want to”.
by Pałalizator January 26, 2023
Some mid-aged man who is cool and has kids. He sounds like the dad that puts all his money in stocks and does some hardcore workouts.
by Parida September 1, 2021
the most finest handsome dude on planet. carlito might be mean at first but get to know him. he is like no other. if you mess with him or his love ones he's jumping.
by lil M.C April 26, 2019
by Shahbizzlebazzle April 28, 2010