5 definitions by Pałalizator
He is know as Kapitan Fala even though he has an afro, often covered by a NY Yankees cap. You can find him in the wilderness of Wilanow, Poland or Bechatow, which is a small village(similar to the one in Borat). He enjoys to hang out with a specimen only know as “Charasz”. Currently he is occupied with eating a mixture of KFC, McDonalds and Azia. Matter of fact legend says that if you present him with a dish known as “Aroma Ji”, it will vanish within a matter of seconds. He has no drip what so ever.
by Pałalizator January 26, 2023
Stanlito is an very interesting being. It spawns in the greater vicinity of the wooden school of Wilanow, Poland. Not much is known about this entity as it remains silent most of the time. Its primary resting locations include either the classroom or the cave, where many nasty and uncomfortable things happen. Its primary interests are in firearms, far-right politics. Legend says that he carries a glock-17 in his backpack. He enjoys talking about how abortion should remain illegal and about the fact that women belong in the kitchen. One of his friends (shocker) is Carlito, a entity that has similar interests. He believes that bleach can cure autism, according to his speech the method is slightly un-orthodox. The method is meant to kill its host. Also he is known for not submitting any work for english for the entire past school year. This year he picked the social science pathway, he hates it with his entire body strength. Even though picking on people with different political views brings him joy.
Student: “And thats why women should have the right to express themselves”
Stanlito: “No, you are wrong, all woman should remain in the kitchen and if they are autistic they should be used as fire wood”
Stanlito: “No, you are wrong, all woman should remain in the kitchen and if they are autistic they should be used as fire wood”
by Pałalizator February 2, 2023
Pietras is an intersting entity as he may apper in the Wilanow area. Most of his time is spent in the library where he checks Twitter. Sometimes, when the weather is applicable he may go on a Elongated walk. Speaking of Elon Musk, Pietras is his largest fan, even recieving Tesla stock for his birthsday (50k worth). Unfortunetly it all crashed now making it somewhat worthless. He is casting spells when speking, he can change you to frog. His favourite food is serek waniliowy with crapes, on daily bases he eats crapes without anything. He used to be big minecraft player but school programed him to only learn during free time. Legned says that he does not wash, maybe once a week. Also he wears the same jersey 24
by Pałalizator January 30, 2023
Carlos is an entity that spawns in the area of Wilanow, Poland. He is very interested in firearms and far-right politics. Also he has an interest in the Farma Incident, which is rather concerning. He is an unknown entity that might sometimes vanish. When it comes to extra-curricular activities, he enjoys playing War Thunder as the German faction
Teacher: “Carlito, could you please state the difference between the two formulas.”
Carlito: “Miss, but i don’t want to”.
Carlito: “Miss, but i don’t want to”.
by Pałalizator January 26, 2023
Mega Rollo or Rollasek or Rollas or Chmielny Rollo or Chmielas or Igorrollo or Loczek. He is an homosexual friend that fell in love with an trans woman that shall not be named. He manly can be seen in the areas of Wilanow, Konstancin or Lomza. He is addicted to Supreme underwear and Heroin. He is also well know for buying food for the undesirables (Y10) as he has a brother there. He is one of the smarter students of our school, actually knowing how to speak a little Spanish and Italian, even though his english skills are laking.
“Jestem Mega Rollo i lubie takiego serdela”
by Pałalizator January 26, 2023