Kiking 

1: being cheap and/or frugal to a fault

2: screwing someone over in a royal fashion

3: bailing on plans at the last minute

1:
Dan: You should buy that jacket. It's very nice.
Tim: It is nice, but it's expensive. I think I'm kiking out.

2:
Tim: I am going to buy the Mayweather fight but my wife said no one can come over to watch.
Dan: Bro, you're kiking me.

3:
Dan: We still on to catch that movie tonight?
(Waits 3 hours to respond)
Tim: No, I have to work on my day off.

Dan: What a way to leave a kiking on me on a Saturday!

Kiking by droopscrotty April 19, 2018

kiking 

Based on the derogatory term for jew -- kike. Kiking is the act of going to a Jewish deli to eat yummy treats. Closely related to jewing.

Dude, I'm hungry. Wanna go kiking?
Nah, I'm not in the mood for chopped liver sammiches today.

kiking by Tommy Pickle January 26, 2005

pistol kiking 

An unbelievably long vascular but flaccid penis.

The buff man pulled down his pants to reveal his large package, to bad he has a pistol kiking.

pistol kiking by SirJr420 January 22, 2018

Kicking Mustang 

A middle-aged incel who cheats at Monopoly and uploads creepy videos of kids to YouTube whilst tweeting racist conspiracy theories on twitter.

Yo, that guy is such a Kicking Mustang that I heard he got himself banned from over forty different social media sites.

Kicking Mustang by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall January 30, 2023

Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome

Commonly resulting from a sudden increase in Cocaine fuelled meditation, KMDS can result in late night googling of one's self, foaming at the mouth, erectile dysfunction, uncontrollable crying, lazy eye and hair loss.

"He's 50 years old and been screaming at his computer screen like a baby all night, if he turns out to have Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome then at least he won't reproduce."

Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall February 23, 2023

kiingshooter

The best Xbox gamer he’ll whoop your ass in any game on his first try. Trust me if you see KiingShooter in the kill feed quit the game ASAP. This mans literally has aimbot without having aimbot as he never misses his target. And if you see him in any game I suggest you unplug your Xbox cause you’re boutta get clipped.

“Yooo KiingShooter is in our game”
“Oh shit you’re right I’m outta here”
For real dawg I’m boutta switch to PlayStation so I don’t have to ever play him he’s a sweat”

kiingshooter by KiingShooter July 20, 2020

keking 

the act of laughing, see lol or kek.

keking hard with my bros right now

keking by Urfaaace May 9, 2018