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One of the characters on a funny show called Aqua Teen Hungerforce. In my opinion, I think he is the funniest character on the show. He looks like a meatball and he talks funny. Sometime I can't undersand what he says.
"You can't just decide if i'm drunk, you can't just decide"

"Can I go swimmin'?"

"I'm an adult, and I deserve an adult glass"

"Awww thats sweet. Your tryin' to say that you love me"
by meatwad's ghost April 21, 2005
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A small clump of meat from the show Aqua Teen Hunger Force. ATHF for short. Possibly the funniest character in the show.
"Only us adults can say hell, damn, bitch, and ass. So get your helling, damn ass over to that bitching, damn room damnit!

*Frylock stares at meatwad*

"What?! Damn, i was just trying to help you out bitch!"
by Kevin Aparicio November 03, 2005
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An exclusive member of the Aqua Teens, although, he really doesn't do anything to fight crime. He is a good dancer though...
"Meatwad gets the money see, Meatwad gets the honeys G."
by Danny Peterson January 10, 2004
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famous ball of meat staring in the hit show aqua teen hunger force (now called aqua unit patrol squad) his sexual orientation is often hard to determine and his sex is often questioned, he has the mind of a child and can be crazy and cute.
Meatwad: Come over here big boy, spread them arms, and give me a hug.
Carl: No, no, we're not doin' that. I ain't no homo.
Meatwad: Oh, come on now. We're friends.
Carl: All right, fine.
Meatwad: Drop that sac, in my mouth.
Carl: (Kicks Meatwad) Back, back, back the fuck up.
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character on cartoon "Aqua tenn Hunger Force," probably young in age. best friends include toilet paper tube, apple, box with afro. unsanitary, unintelligent; sometimes gets him a chicken infection; possibly bi-curious. enjoys public access TV, eating caulk, video ouija. fears vampires, werewolves, the supernatural.
Meatwad-isms:
"you get outta here cuz i'm done breathing this water."

"i ain't no bi-curious. i'm a man's man. if i was, how come my muscles be all big? and i be wearin this spandex?"

by the moon master July 31, 2006
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Meatwad is the funniest character in ATHF. He is around 8 yrs. old because Frylock blocks him from cuss words.
Meatwad: If God hands you a lemon, I say, put it your underpants
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A really dumb guy with a big dick or a really big dumb guy who still leeches off of his parents or a guy with no ambitions.
Justin is such a meat wad he amazes me how he can just do nothing.

Wow your boyfriend is such a meat wad at least he's good for one thing!

Meat wad: "Hey Dad I need to borrow some money for rent because I spend my pay check on drugs. No I mean beer."
(He never pays his dad back because he doesn't care. Does it when he needs moany)
by Podagee June 11, 2007
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