A smelly, brown sausage that started in Italy, unfortunately the sausage was removed from the country after it began to give people diarrhoea. The smell of a Cariss was horrifying, it would of smelt of rotting fish and Tortilla Chips mixed into one, This was another reason why it was evacuated out of Italy.
Mike."mmhmm that Cariss was so tastey."
Butcher."oh i have some more here for 39p"
Mike."CRAP i need to go to the loo."