Having a crescent shaped penis; almost banana shaped; being able to simultaneously wear out those sweet walls while destroying the cervix and/or uterus during that act of intercourse.
Captain hook dick really damaged my left labia during our last smash sesh.
by Challie2002 October 27, 2021
Get the Captain hook dick mug.
A dick that is bent in almost a curved way. It is in fact a bad thing, as nobody would want a deformed dick.
He was already not too bright, but Elmer's Captain Hook dick really made her not want to date him.
by The guy May 6, 2015
Get the Captain Hook dick mug.