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Person who points out the obvious
Thank you, Captain Obvious
by PlumberGuz August 15, 2010
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Best friends with sergeant sarcasm and colonel comeback.
by NinjaCookies33 June 05, 2013
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Someone who states the obvious. If you are a sarcastic asshole, it is considered common courtesy to thank such an individual for their obvious statement.
Captain Obvious: whoa, dude... The world is round.

Sarcastic Asshole: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
by KewlDood123 April 27, 2010
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that fucktard who's always lurking arround waiting for the chance to explain anything about a situation known to everyone.

common state ments made by captain obvious are things such as 'wow guys look its raining'. Yes captain obvious is that guy who leaves everyone thingking 'you dense mother fucker'
captain obvious: hey we have schoool on moday

person: thanks for that captain obvious

captain obvious: thats ok

person: you dense mother fucker
by cottnsoft April 10, 2013
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One who dons this name is one who confronts falsity with the glaringly patent nature of truth.
CaptObvious battles liberalism on the perspectives forums:


fecklessboy: Opinions are what generate life

CaptObvious: I’m certain science disagrees.
by CaptObvious fan May 27, 2005
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A person who states the evident to the exasperation of others.
You stub your toe on a coffee table and shriek in pain.

Captain Obvious says, "Dude, did that hurt?"

You Reply: "Duh! Captain Obvious!"
by C Bryson June 09, 2007
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i AM Captain Obvious!
*points to himself*
by Keile February 07, 2004
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