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Abstaining from sex until you are 90 years old, then banging a 20 year old chick.
Tim: My grandpa's gross. He slept with my girlfriend's sister.
Alan: He sounds like a real Captain America
by SovietRyan April 20, 2015
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When your engaging in intercourse with a girl, releasing your seamen into the condom, removing the condom and then swinging over your head, striking her in the face and then procaliming "JUSTICE!"
1) Last night was my first Captain America.
by The Escalade crew September 19, 2006
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An advanced technique of table hockey, in which a player throws his or her mallet, similar to how Captain America throws his shield, at an unprotected puck lying close to the opposing player's goal. Opinions on the legality of this technique vary: some say the mallet crossing the halfway line is an illegal move, but others contend that while the mallet is in motion, the throwing player's hands do not cross the line.
"Dude, you just Captain America'd that ho!"
by Captain America Ho September 24, 2009
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Is when the male sex partner picks up the female, throws her like a boomerang shield and catches her with his penis on her return
The Captain America is my new favorite position.
by overcocky April 30, 2014
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A sex move in which the user flings his/her partner across the room, crashing into a group of Nazi foot-soldiers and scattering them like duckpins.
Get ready, baby; I'm going to treat you to the Captain America.
by Matt Amazo January 17, 2008
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To invert one's hands over the eyes to form a mock mask. Done while fucking a woman doggy style. An exclusive club you join in using this maneuuver. The move was originally created by Rat Boy.
Bro I pulled off the captain america last night, it was breath-taking
by macdad April 03, 2003
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Follow the set up for the donkeypunch/Tony Danza maneuver, but after exclaming 'Whos the Boss?!' reach under the bed for the convieniently located trash can lid , grip it ala Captain america style, and knock that bitch over the head while yelling ' CAPTAIN AMERICA'
She though the Captain america was bad, good thing i didnt do the Iron Man
by Sam Wohlfeil December 16, 2005
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