Cap'n Toad

"Cap'n Toad" is the best family friendly game character in Scratch and won the "unoriginal to funniest" award by "@LTW64"

Cap'n Toad is a copyright free character and is backed up by "@zachyboimaker" on Scratch.

by LTW64writes April 30, 2022

cap'n crunch

an obviously drunk cartoon character used to promote the best tasting cereal line, ever. peanut butter and choco-donut crunch mixed together and eaten with chocolate milk has been known to produce effects in the brain associated with LSD and crack cocaine.

'... in each special marked box of Cap'n Crunch cereal you'll find a torch lighter and a glass novelty tube. Imagine the uses, kids!

by cereal killa January 18, 2005

cap'n bloodsnatch

menstruation (a cruder way of saying on the rag or that time of the month)

Betty isn't staying over tonight 'cause ol' Cap'N Bloodsnatch dropped in for a visit.

by Joe Gentile August 13, 2007

Cap'n Kirk

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"
"Lemme see."
"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

by Sebastian B. August 24, 2004

Cap'n Hahvahd

One who is from New England and is unable to speak properly; has most trouble with "r"s

John: I pahked my cah at Hahvahd yahd.

by the Awesome April 20, 2005

Cap'n Crunching

The act of skipping prescribed training to get to the certification test; akin to kids who dig through a full box of Cap'n Crunch in order to obtain the toy at the bottom of the box before eating the cereal.

The staff is bypassing a lot of valuable training because they are Cap'n Crunching the online course.

by SINJim February 5, 2021

Cap'n cuts

Cuts on the roof of your mouth from enjoying too much Cap'n Crunch.

Also known as: Cap'n Crunch Mouth

That sweet tea really stung my Cap'n cuts.

by Dave Steebro November 17, 2010