Canto face 

The ugly face of some Cantonese descent, it is very round and bug-eyed. Can sometimes be mistaken for a fish. People with canto face come primarily from Shanghai, though it is not limited to that area. The most notable features of canto face, besides the protruding eyes, is also the large round nose and uneven lips

Ugh stay clear of Judy, she's got major canto face

Canto face by WL. January 7, 2010

i cant feel my face 

you are so high or drunk that you cant feelyour face

I'm so high that I cant feel my face

i cant feel my face by Laurence Blake December 30, 2006