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Cannabian 

A person who lives their life for Cannabis, whether recreationally or medicinally. A true "cannabian" feels 4:20 pm arriving with enough foresight to roll a doobie in time. Cannabians like hemp ANY/EVERYTHING. They get the munchies and know exactly what combinations of Doritos, Chocolate Cupcakes and Strawberry milk will neutralize the cannabis and promote a sense of well-being that pharmaceuticals just cannot offer.
I am so Cannabian that my dorm voted me 'most likely to suck seeds'.
Cannabian by DrPDirty March 19, 2012
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Cantadian 

A Cantadian is a person of Canadian descent who won’t work hard and is unable to get anything done properly. Combination of Canadian and the contraction can’t.
Liam, You're not Candian. You're more like Cantadian.
Cantadian by Socco February 4, 2008

Thomas Caltabiano

Thomas is the cutest guy you'll ever see. He loves beautiful scents, and enjoys sniffing things. He also loves to garden and enjoys picking cucumbers from the trees he plants. He enjoys to cook and is known for his famous 5 am boiled water. Above all else, Thomas loves to chat on the phone, although you better not startle him, because he'll start to moan uncontrollably. Thomas is a nice little boy and is a delight to talk to.
Guy 1 : Yo Mista Thomas Caltabiano you coming out tonight?

Thomas : AUUEGH????
Thomas Caltabiano by Dawier May 10, 2023

Cannabias 

This is the bias that people have against those who smoke marijuana. They usually immediately assume that they are lazy good for nothings, though this is typically untrue. Cannibias can also be reversed, meaning the bias stoners have for non smokers.
Dude that guy Dave is such a lazy piece of shit, all he does is smoke pot

He's working on his masters, runs marathons, and is working as an intern at a hospital, I think you're just Cannabiased
Cannabias by Ultaman6 October 13, 2012

cantabilism 

n. - a musical condition where one is so concerned about playing a beautiful melody that one plays too softly to be heard - literally, the melody eating itself.
When the cantabilistic pianist played the Moonlight Sonata, the people in the back rows of the auditorium simply got up and left.
cantabilism by Imagipioneer January 28, 2004
A word that also means sky base
Hey! Your Cantalian is so nice
Cantalian by CCWD101 November 4, 2020
Hey! Your Cantalian is so nice!
Cantalian by CCWD101 November 4, 2020