Canonise the Saint

When a gentleman ejects his balls with such force that it sends the receiver backwards and leaves them with a halo of semen around their heads.

I decided canonise the Saint Shirley last night. Now that bitch is floating up to heaven. God bless.

Canonise the Saint by Napoledan November 16, 2019

Canonese 

The language photographers who own Canon cameras and gear use in forums and in everyday life that can be abbreviations or idioms that other photographers will not understand. For example: The 5D DoF with the UW lenses is much more pronounced than the 40D because of the crop factor.

If you don't speak Canonese, you probably don't know anything about Canon photography.

Canonese by SuzyView February 18, 2008

cahonies 

Balls - testicles - nuts

"Skinny John must've had some BIG cahonies to stand up to that bouncer at the club last night."

cahonies by Tony Stonefoot June 28, 2008

canonite 

A person who takes photographs with a Canon camera. These people usually think that features out-weigh optical quality. They will buy a $1200 body, and slap a cheap lens on it, and a cheap flash. But they feel that the $1200 body they bought will save them from their poor optical choices.

I got this cool Tamron lens, it was only $150, and it's a 2.4/24-80. Good thing i shoot canon!

canonite by zoey April 25, 2004

Canonite 

A pedantic person that obsesses whether or not a part of the story in an individual universe is actually canon.

These canonites in the theater wouldn’t stop complaining about the Star Wars sequel trilogy not being canon.

Canonite by TheWiltingFlower June 4, 2021

Capontes 

Capontes is a peace and love person, just chilling and smoking a pot of weed

Capontes is a rasta man

Capontes by Jelson’s November 21, 2021