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Cannot by just nelis baby June 3, 2009
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Cannot
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cannot
1. Originally an expression used to signify that something was not possible but now more widely used as a synonym for "will not"
2. abbrev. of "cannot be bothered"
2. abbrev. of "cannot be bothered"
Cannot find server
AARRRGGGHHHH!!!! Fucking HELLL!!!!! That's the fiftieth fucking time today!!!! I HATE getting "cannot find server"!!!! it might as well just say "FUCK OFF"!!!!!!!
THe webpage you want is currently unavailable.
Please either FUCK OFF,
Or spend ALL FUCKING DAY pressing the fucking "refresh" button.
Please either FUCK OFF,
Or spend ALL FUCKING DAY pressing the fucking "refresh" button.
Cannot find server by annoyed internet user May 23, 2004
cannot cannot
cannot cannot by maybe can December 28, 2021
cannot think for himself
cannot think for himself by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004
got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal
Originally coined by unknown person of incredible literary talent, made popular by Anthony, this phrase is an analogy often used to encourage people pursuing someone of the opposite gender which is already attached.
This analogy is based on the empirical evidence of soccer matches with positive goals scored (n > 0), despite the presence of a goalkeeper intending precisely to stop that. Similarly, just because a girl (guy) has a boyfriend (girlfriend), doesn't mean that she (he) is automatically unavailable.
A skilled striker may still be able to score a goal despite the presence of a goalkeeper. Of course, the presence of a goalkeeper does increase the difficulty associated with goal-scoring.
This has led to phrases such as "I can't even score an open goal!" or "wow Kenji can score goal even with so many defenders!"
Note: the definition listed above in no way represents the attitude of the author towards the subject
This analogy is based on the empirical evidence of soccer matches with positive goals scored (n > 0), despite the presence of a goalkeeper intending precisely to stop that. Similarly, just because a girl (guy) has a boyfriend (girlfriend), doesn't mean that she (he) is automatically unavailable.
A skilled striker may still be able to score a goal despite the presence of a goalkeeper. Of course, the presence of a goalkeeper does increase the difficulty associated with goal-scoring.
This has led to phrases such as "I can't even score an open goal!" or "wow Kenji can score goal even with so many defenders!"
Note: the definition listed above in no way represents the attitude of the author towards the subject
A: "wow that girl is amazing! too bad she's already with that stud Anthony"
B: "what kind of defeatist attitude is that! don't you know, got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal!"
A: "alright i'm going for it! watch out Anthony!"
B: "what kind of defeatist attitude is that! don't you know, got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal!"
A: "alright i'm going for it! watch out Anthony!"
got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal by jet-x June 8, 2009
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