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1. Where Michael Moore goes to receive felattio for his movies when nobody in the United States is buying his garbage.
2. Home of a famous pornographic film festival. 1. (Michael Moore steps off his private jet and arrives in Cannes)
MM: Hello, Frenchmen! Praise and reward me for my newest piece of half-assed propaganda! (Entire city of Cannes kneels down and opens wide) ----- 2. Ali G went to Cannes and some chick pressed his face into her own titties! |
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