while your woman is on her period you insert your balls into her bloody vagina coating your balls in blood making them look candy apples then she licks off like shes eating a candy apple
my balls looked like a candy apple and she licked it all off
by The king Friday September 10, 2013
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The sexual act of fucking a girl on her period, but only sticking the head of your penis in her. Covering the head in red blood, then you tie some string around the head of your penis tight. The head will become even redder, and resembles a candy apple.
Oh my god dude me and my girl did the Russian candy apple last night and guess what, it hurt.
by Derricklover69 January 3, 2017
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Someone who makes weird peculular decisions based on wahtever reason.
'Why did you shave you underarms...it's i bit candy apple man, dont you think?'
by VICKI KARMA November 14, 2006
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When a apple on a stick is inserted into a nasty ass stinky ass vagina and is eaten by both partners.
My and my wife were hungry so i got an apple and a stick, and she spread her legs and we enjoyed an Armenian Candy Apple.
by Dr. Gobble-dick February 6, 2009
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Taking your penis dipping them into warm caramel then assorted crushed nuts. She will think she is at a carnival!
candy apple cock reminded me of when my dad took me to the carnival!
by Erectial Dysfunction April 24, 2010
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a throbbing, red, sickly cock head, particularly of a wretched nature, covered and/or encrusted with a semi-dry glaze of smegma, in a dipped fashion resembling that of a candy apple
Patcy was wasted so I slipped her a candy apple!
by BeatsByRay April 23, 2016
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Damn that caddie got a nice candy apple paint and look at them peanut butter gutts (tan leather seats).
by locajellz September 3, 2018
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