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Catamaran sailor 

people who sail catamarans, usually the 2nd most insane type of sailor. automatically classed as sexy/hot no matter what they look like due to the immense coolness of catamarans.
girl1: that guy is so hot!
girl2: who, that guy? he's not hot! i'd be surprised if he could pull a whale
girl1: he's a catamaran sailor!
girl2: oh, god i'd let him fuck me like theres no tommorow!
Catamaran sailor by sailor buoy August 21, 2010

Tahitian Catamaran 

When oral sex is performed on a male while sitting upon a bidet. The water is flushed between thine ass cheeks emulating the effect of water upon the catamaran hulls (i.e. Each ads cheek represents an individual hull and each male had two ass cheeks).
Mr. Crowley, I do say, Mrs. Addison came upon a most peculiar site the other eve. Whilst checking on the neighbors house, a natural request when one leaves town for an extended period of time, she stumbled upon two teenagers engaging in a most bizarre sexual act. if I am to understand her description clearly, she articulated that the male of the duo was perched upon the bidet whilst the perceived female was performjng fellatio upon his man sheath, or penis. I believe she called it a"Tahitian Catamaran".
Tahitian Catamaran by Gooeyduck January 21, 2015
canamar is always that one guy in any group of friends to say the n-word, hard R, but is simultaneously the most white, he is also pretty gay and overly confident in his free styling skills, he thinks he’s funny but he’s not, he’s probably the most average gamer of the group but he thinks he’s better then everyone else, over all toxic and super gay, like it’s crazy how gay canamar is like wow he’s so fucking gay it’s actually insane... super gay
canamar why are you so gay?
canamar by SADLYSADSAD May 31, 2019

Catamaran 

A euphemism for the act of "motorboating" a woman's outer labia/labium, in order to achieve sexual pleasure.
Oh man I totally gave my girlfriend a catamaran last night, she loved it!
Catamaran by Spuddy4u May 14, 2011

catamaraned 

Verb. Taking something normal and turning it into magnificence.
Wow, Melissa really catamaraned that vacation when she upgraded to first class and bought the spa package.

Adding sprinkles to a basic cupcake.
Turning that old tee shirt into a bitching tank.
Calling in sick and taking a spa day.
Convincing your boyfriend to work out regularly. gains upgrade
catamaraned by LyricalGenius318 January 10, 2017

Catamaran 

Similar to a motorboat, a catamaran involves putting your head in between two pairs of firm breasts.
"Greg what were you doing with those hot blonde twins?"
"I am getting a catamaran"
Oh awesome man!
Catamaran by jcolgolf101 April 29, 2011