Canadian army 

A grossly underfunded army. Underfunded, simply because of our Liberal government ignoring them in favour of billion-dollar gun-control fiascos.

However, Canada's military has been known to do quite well with the money they have. We have one of the best-trained fighting forces in the world, as our soldiers are not trained as specialists (like in the US). Rather, they are trained heavily in a wide variety of areas.

Canada's military also invented the most effective camouflage currently in existence, the revolutionary CAnadian Disruptive PATtern, or CADPAT. It is a digital pattern, printed in leafy-green or desert pixels by a computer. The US Marines copied this design and turned it into MARPAT (MARine PATtern).

The service rifle of the Canadian Forces, the Diemaco C7, is essentially a US-issue Armalite M16, but better.

The Canadian army does a surprisingly good job, considering their funding.

Canadian army by Zack S. February 16, 2004

Canadian army 

Something that Canadians are smart enough not to let their government have a big one of.

Throughout their history Canadians have opposed a large peacetime standing army, which is why the Canadian army is so small. In WWII, though, over a tenth of the population was under arms.

Canadian army by PBrain September 20, 2005

canadian army 

relatively small compared to the us, however, they do not require a large military force (we don't plan on invading anyone), as most canadians are smart, hard working ppl that may join the military to help with education fees, honour, etc. Most americans join the US because they are high school drop-outs, or prisoners

canadian army, we don't invade!

canadian army by chrisguy February 13, 2004

Canadian army 

A force that could cause quite a bit of trouble, canada's military is grossly underfunded.

The canadians are nuclear targets for the russians yet the do nothing.

Canadian army by loca July 8, 2004

canadian army 

Basically its a kayak, a Canada goose, and a mountie with a pointy stick.

What cnadian army....

canadian army by Appers May 31, 2005

canadian army 

totalling 3 awfully tricky tanks and a set of barbie wheels, these baked-potato throwing canucks prove to be quite annoying when attacking your clubhouse

- oh my god the canadian army is attacking us!
- really?

canadian army by kevin May 1, 2006

goddamnedcocksucking canadianarmed forces 

the WORST fucking army in the world the only reason that they have an armed force group is so someone can protect their god damned illegal, cheap-ass drugs. that makes them terrible because they are keeping the drugs for us to "save us" from ourselves when in reality you stupid sons of bitchs want the high for yourselves. canada is such a bad place to live it makes japanese tube hotels look like the fucking hilton hotel chain. not because their is so many of you cock suckers, its that your everywhere. and the only reason that you have a good sniper force is because they are all americans undercover trying to kill your asses.

you can't even walk into a drug store over there because the goddamnedcocksucking canadianarmed forces blocked us from their drugs to put their women to sleep long enough to rape their children.

goddamnedcocksucking canadianarmed forces by katidid May 18, 2006