America's hat.

That's all.

They're just a hat.
Canada? Oh you mean America's hat!
by cashxcash188 October 28, 2009
A country like any other, only difference is that citizens are much more arrogant, beer that taste like most of it's water, free healthcare my ass (you pay for other peoples from taxes),getting insurance, driver licenses tries to bleed you out with every cent, lots of people with no job because they rather take money from the government=more potheads, same amount of crime, watches jersey shore like anybody else, same amount of corruption cept it's legal, inexperienced doctors, cold as fucking hell, not as multicultural as people say, done nothing to actually keep the peace, obsesed with hockey even thought 3/4th of the world doesn't even play it(they had a riot over a GAME, and they called americans dumb, amazing!). Military side: shitty military force, they called a machine the chink machine today because chinese people did that station before the machine in bc. Alberta bitch threaten to have me deported because she thought i was hitting on her even though i'm a citizen. cops handcuffed my dad because he was fishing in a no fishing zone(not even that the cop was constantly swearing at him in front of my younger sibling, he actually had to say "officer we are both civilized people can you not swear in front of my kids," and what did the cop say..."well aren't you a criminal?"During the fight between america and the japanese they sent japanese-canadian citizen to concentration camps in stead of helping out in the war. And shall i go on?
Canadian:OH CANADA HAS FREE HEALTH CARE, UH LESS CRIME AND UH UH LESS RACIST PEOPLE, YEAH THAT'S IT

American:hmm I don't think so it's the same as everywhere else your overreacting I've been there before.

Canadian: UUUHHH AMERICA HAS WAR ALL THE TIME AND STUFF AND CRIME IS SUPPER BAD!!!!!

American:Well have you actually been there before.

Canadian:UHH NO.....BUT I BET IT'LL BE LIKE WHAT I SAID!!!!

American:*sigh*
by PoweeMAN December 04, 2011
a secret code word used when going drinking.
"dude, were going to canada tonight? you commin?"
"when are you flying?"
"the plane leaves around 12"
by ///:0/// January 17, 2008
America's gay hat to the north
When people wonder what a gay hat looks like, they look at Canada
by America, eff ya March 03, 2010
The country where they film the best show in the world... Degrassi
Canada is the most awsomest place in the world... let's go watch Degrassi
by Barbie0822 July 25, 2005
Many definitions for this one:

1. A place where the natives take white peoples money, drink a lot and leave their children to become cretins just like themselves then blame white people for their actions. They are cared for more than white people and immigrants put together.

2. A place where immigrants and black people are treated like terrorists, and get low education compared to all the natives and whites.

3. A democracy.
No example needed. Just come to Canada and see for yourself.
by x_Winterpegger_x December 28, 2010
Canada many have said is the land that the Usa wouldnt waste the time it would take to bash all 9 of the mounties that protect that barren land to plunder and pillage everything the retarded people that dont know any better then to move to a real country, but that just isnt true. The USA is way too smart to waste the one soldier that it would take to conquer the land because the great USA knows that if they wanted the only good things that come out of Canada, the whiskey, the weed, the oil, and the whores, all they would need to do is hold up a shiny nickel and lead all of the idiots to the tundra. Though all isnt lost, Canada is holding the olympics this year and have began the first ever, sure to be the most popular and famous game of all time called " Stoning the stupid fucking Canadian " , with the USA sure to take all medals in this great event !! There is only just one problem though, all residents qualify to take part, and there just is not enough time to let every qualifier to take part !!
Hey Dude, you ever been to Canada ?? What the fuck you talking about ?? Sure I been to Canada, isnt that where the USA ships all the retards to ?? Canada is gonna be the new Asia right ??
by The proud Intelligent American February 07, 2010

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