"I met this really cool girl. She's a native speaker of French."
"And since you have German blood, her orgasm must come in two seconds?"
"No, she's French Canadian."
"Oh, French Canadian? Nevermind then."
"And since you have German blood, her orgasm must come in two seconds?"
"No, she's French Canadian."
"Oh, French Canadian? Nevermind then."
by Anonymous March 31, 2003
The second largest nation and the most forgotten about, to the point where he has become invisible. He still tries his best to have people remember him, though most of the time they think he is America.
"Who?"
"I'm Canada"
"Who?"
"I'm Canada"
"Who?"
by Hetalia fan February 4, 2010
The second largest land mass, though perhaps, (to my eternal shame,) one of the least defended. Great food, great beer, great living, great fun. We have, like any society, our share of problems...but for the most part, we keep them at home.
Canada is a country represented by diversity, acceptance...and a universal hatred for our politicians. (Just ASK one of us about the GST...just ASK....)
Canada is a country represented by diversity, acceptance...and a universal hatred for our politicians. (Just ASK one of us about the GST...just ASK....)
by William McCrae January 21, 2004
by Clarence_Carter January 15, 2006
"HOLY CRAP! Satan is president and he wants to send me to die in a foreign desert. Wait a minute, i've got an idea. "Oh Canada..."
by spider jerusalem May 29, 2005
Person 1: “Man I could never live in Canada, it’s too cold there.”
Person 2: “Why are you talking about this fictional place? Are you ok?”
Person 2: “Why are you talking about this fictional place? Are you ok?”
by myleg! April 29, 2018
Aside from being a country (obviously) and America's hat, Canada is a character from the anime Hetalia. He has a pet polar bear that he can't remember the name of. (Its name is Kumajiro.) Everyone either confuses him for America, can't see him, or doesn't know who he is.
Kumajiro: Who are you?
Canada: I'm Canada.
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England: Hey, America, about those war plans...
Canada: Um, sorry, but I'm not America.
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Canada: *running into a G8 meeting* Sorry I'm late!
Japan: Oh, it's fine. We've...all been waiting for you...
Everyone: Who is this guy?
Canada: I'm Canada.
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England: Hey, America, about those war plans...
Canada: Um, sorry, but I'm not America.
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Canada: *running into a G8 meeting* Sorry I'm late!
Japan: Oh, it's fine. We've...all been waiting for you...
Everyone: Who is this guy?
by Amane Misa March 12, 2011