You should love it because thats not really a maple leaf.
Canada.
Canabis.

scary, right?
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It doesn't exist.
*Person tries to enter Canada* *Canada not there* Person: "I Fucking Knew It!"
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Many definitions for this one:

1. A place where the natives take white peoples money, drink a lot and leave their children to become cretins just like themselves then blame white people for their actions. They are cared for more than white people and immigrants put together.

2. A place where immigrants and black people are treated like terrorists, and get low education compared to all the natives and whites.

3. A democracy.
No example needed. Just come to Canada and see for yourself.
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A place where you're constantly surrounded by dirty people who say 'EH' a whole lot.
Emma: Who won the presidential election?

Annie: McCain did.

Seterra: Yeah, we're going to Canada.
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1. (n.) Also known to most of the world as Canadia, Canada is "America's hat." Canada is known for its immense maple tree supply, saying "aboot" and "eh?", and lots and lots of mooses.

2. (adj.) Super cool; most excellent; awesome

3. (n.) A hat (specifically a hat belonging to the U.S.A.)

4. (n.) One who has the quality and/or ability to talk in a Canadian fashion; One who uses "eh?" and "aboot" and mostly replaces "ou" with "oo".
1. "Hey, Jim, have you heard about that new Canadia -I mean Canada- place? I went there, like, last week, man!"

2. "Wow, check out that dude over there. He's so Canada!"

3. "Yo, dude! Check out that weird Canada-thing above us on this map!"

4. "Hello, guys. What was all that ruckus aboot at your hoose last night, eh?"

"Wow, he's such a Canada."
by Canadia Fan April 4, 2008
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A country that doesn't really exist.
Person 1: Have you ever been to Canada? Person 2: Hell no, it doesn't exist!
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