Campbell Soup

The payment for someone to eat a Pot Noodle and then shit on the payers chest so that they can slurp it up for a meal.

“Awh fuck sir, I’m wile hungry, are you up for a bit of the ole Campbell soup”

by DaRealTj June 10, 2020

Campbells soup

The smell your body makes right before it hits the stage of Body Odor...sick.

Dude, I totally for got to put on deodorant this morning and I am starting to smell like Campbells soup ..its pretty rank.

by Sugarplumb August 27, 2009

campbells soup

a powder mixture combined of cocaine and ambien

Guy: What the fuck is all that shit? A snow storm?
Guy 2: Naw man, I'm just makin some campbells soup

by kizzzat December 12, 2008

campbell soup can

The act of ejaculating in your hand and slaping a girl in the face with it.

Man 1: Dude, I heard a loud slap sound from you room last night and then some girl yelling.

Man 2: Yeah, she said she was hungry so I gave her a Campbell Soup Can.

by b-diddy32 November 24, 2009

Miss Campbell Soup

Fine ass white girl. Usually blonde with big ol' titties.

Damn! you see that bitch? she got that miss campbell soup thang goin on.

by macdre4life August 3, 2009

Campbell's soup version

To give the condensed version of a story.

Similar to long story short

Guy: You will never believe what happened on my date!
Girl: What?
Guy: Well, I was getting ready to leave and she calls me to change plans and the I was like, "I made reservations" and she was like "oh okay nevermind, come pick me up" so then I was like, "okay I'll be right there and then...
Girl: Just give me the Campbell's soup version.
Guy: Okay...all in all it was a good date

by yellebelle February 23, 2011

Campbell's Soup of the Day

oral sex received while the giver has a mouth full of Campbell's soup.

When Bill arrived home after a long day of work, he asked "Susan, what's for dinner?"

Susan replies, "Campbell's Soup of the Day," then takes a drink of her Soup at Hand and kneels down in front of him.

by Magellan925 December 16, 2010