Top Definition
A suitable surname for fathers who like to pretend their children don't exist.
How many children do you have Mr Campany?

Mr Campany - 2 i think?

When are their birthdays? Erm, I'm not sure I wasn't at the birth and never asked

Man that guy is such a campany
by MrsCampany July 19, 2011

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