Cailou

A little 4 year old shit head, he's a little fuck twat tantrum maker who always gets his way because of his SPINELESS parents let his bald ass do whatever he wants, fuck that show, fuck cailou and fuck his SPINELESS parents!

Mom and dad "I don't care what you do just read or some shit"

Cailou "FUCK YOU ALL"

Cailou by DADDYS CHILD IS ALIVE September 14, 2018

calogram 

combination of "calorie" and "kilogram"

Banging your head on the wall for an hours does burn 150 calograms

calogram by mqximoffs February 23, 2022

Cab Calloway 

The inventor of swag

"Hi de hi de hi de hi"

-Cab Calloway

Cab Calloway by Whistle&flute October 13, 2013

Maven Calore 

In the Red Queen book series. A misunderstood character whose mind was messed up by his mother and consequently has an obsession with Mare. He is really an amazing person but was ruined by his mother. He is my cute bean and he shouldn’t have died.

Person 1: “Do you like Maven Calore?”
Person 2: “Yes! I wish he didn’t die!”

Maven Calore by itsmehun May 6, 2019

calogero 

An Italian stallion that rides above rest. A loyal friend that'll take a bullet for ya in his chest. Don't try to duplicate cause he's the best.

Calogero is a bad ass mother fucker.

calogero by Seraphina Castellano December 11, 2016

beat callous 

Noun. The stretched and calloused skin between the head of the penis and mid shaft that develops from frequent masturbation.

"Dude, my beat callous stings, I should stop beating it."

beat callous by The Beater 22222 August 6, 2009

Cailou

A dumb show where a gay six year old boy with bald hair, yellow shirt and blue pants and a tiny, cheesy smile goes around and meddles up our lives. He ALLWAYS gets his own way and throws a big tantrum if he doesn't get his own way until he does. His parents are so dumb because instead of feeding the little retard candy, they should spank him Everytime he throws a tantrum. Fuck you cailou.

Episode example
-I'm just a kid who's four each day I learn some more blah blah-
Cailou goes to the movies
Mom and Dad: Cailou come to the movies
Cailou: yay
-when they get there-
Mom and Dad: Three large bottles of water and a jumbo popcorn
Cailou: WAAAAGGG? I HATE WATER PLZ GET ME COLA
Mom and Dad: Two tickets..
Movie Guy: Cailou fuck you bitch
Mom and Dad: Cailou you're grounded you ass
Movie guy, mom and dad: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mom: CAILOU YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR SIX MILLION YEARS SO NO CHUCK E CHEESES OR EATING THE CAT SHIT

Cailou by WildDefinitions April 5, 2015