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1.
A different type of turd which wont flush, a much more difficult one to flush!
Person 1 - Wuu2?
Person 2 - This damn callum church won't flush!
by giggidypopdoodleman December 05, 2010
 
2.
callum = utter nerd/geek/noob/freak
really greasy hair and really weird personality. scary laugh.
thinks he's all that when really hes not.
girl 1: ewwwwwwww! did you see him?
girl2: yea! he was such a callum church!
by awkwardturtle;) December 04, 2010