Wife: "You've been acting different lately, is something wrong?"
Husband: "Don't worry honey, everything is fine. I would never calipari you."
Customer: "Dude that guy just walked out on his bar tab."
Bartender: "Yeah, i just got caliparied."
Husband: "Don't worry honey, everything is fine. I would never calipari you."
Customer: "Dude that guy just walked out on his bar tab."
Bartender: "Yeah, i just got caliparied."
by veca901 April 2, 2009
noun: a person who farts in an elevator and then gets off on the next floor and leaves the passengers to deal with the smell
verb: to Calipari - the act of leaving a Calipari
verb: to Calipari - the act of leaving a Calipari
by SportsNation August 20, 2009
"Attention everyone, there is a fire on the 34th Floor. Please Calipari your area immediately."
"The police completely Caliparied the school after receiving the bomb threat.
"The police completely Caliparied the school after receiving the bomb threat.
by Cards_First_Down October 7, 2009
That guys is a Calipari
by Kam Talley October 22, 2009
former coach of umass, new jersey nets, and university of memphis tigers, now coach of university of kentucky wildcats, led both college teams to college championship games, only to barely lose. after promising to remain at a school runs off in broad daylight to hide in the backseat of his wife's car to evade the hatred and disdain of the public and media, to hop a plane to his new place of employment. i.e. a person who is loved and instantly hated in a matter of seconds
yo man, what happened to bill?
oh, nothing, his fiancee just found out he slept with his sister, so he pulled a john calipari. we wont be seeing him, or the sister for a while
grimy
oh, nothing, his fiancee just found out he slept with his sister, so he pulled a john calipari. we wont be seeing him, or the sister for a while
grimy
by mrzero1982 April 1, 2009