A person that lives in California. Californians are typically pretentious and the stereotypes run deeper than most realize.
They boast about being cultured for where they live but culture comes from outside of the U.S.. If you've traveled the world, I would love to hear what you've learned about other cultures.
Do not expect a Californian to hold the door for you (or even give it that little push); they will let it slam every time. If someone holds a door, ask them where they're from.
Californians are also very strict with rules and regulations. They take the little things far too seriously.
Similarly, Californians are not into dry humor. Perhaps that is because many of them have learned English as a second language.
Me: Hey man, so I asked this guy, "What time is it?" and he said he didn't know. It's a tough question.
Californian: Actually, it's pretty easy. Maybe he didn't have a watch...
Me: Uh, yeah... Thanks for clearing that up for me.
Alright, don't confuse the trolls on here (like the Elf and FirstName for example) with normal Californians. Most Californians do not think of the other states as crap. In fact, many Californians love going on long roadtrips across the country. In fact, I met 1 Californian girl thats younger than me, but has been to 42 different states and DC, while I've only been to 7 states and not DC at the time this was typed. Most Californians have not met any celebrities, and celeberties do not only live in California, and not everyone in California is a rich, preppy, and a surfer.
Don't take what the other definitions of a Californian say seriously.
Peolpe who live in California.
People in land-locked states usually talk shit about us because they're jealous. Who wouldn't?!
"We got more bounce in California
Than all y'all combined"
Girl: Where are you from?
Girl: Oh, so you're a Californian...
Guy: Yeah, pretty much.
Girl: I love you.
Used in slang parlance as a style of food preparation. A food item prepared 'californian' means baked. Typically, baked with cheese.
Can I get my ravioli californian?
Dude, I had the best californian burrito last night -- 4 types of cheese including asiago!
pronounced cal- ee- for- nyan or (if you're Aahnold) kah- lee- for- nyahn
1. someone who vehemently hates their governator
2. incorrectly stereotyped
3. correctly stereotyped
1. WTF... Aahnold!!!!
2. stick it up your ass.
3. like *giggle* dude that is like so, like, whacked, and stuff.
a pubic depilatory treatment that removes all the hair from the pubic area rather than leaving a landing strip brazilian
nice Californian you got there Tracey!
A shaved landing strip of a females pubic region
That girl's gone Californian