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141.
A guy who flirts a lot
"Man, look at him on the phone with his girl bein' a cake."
by Jordan P April 06, 2007
 
142.
really really really really really really really really really really really really good tasting food that has been brought down from the gods
OMFG! gimme cake now!
by DeGreenFreak October 28, 2006
 
143.
The thing you get if you do not stfu.
Max: "Hey dude, how about a piece of fruit and a chicken breast?"
Peter: "Cake or STFU!"

Sarah: "Trout Lake is such a remarkably beautiful setting, I love it!"
Sandra: "Trout Lake? Cake or STFU!"

Waiter: "Can I get you anything to drink, sir?"
Sir: "Cake or STFU!"
Waiter: "Cake?"
Sir: "Goddammit...I said cake or STFU, YA PUNK!"

Flexbro I: "I stopped doing drugs to give into another passion, alcohol!"
Flexbro II: "So? I stopped doing ya grandma to give into another passion, cake!"
Flexbro I: "Uh?"
Flexbro II: "Well yeah, cake or STFU u friggin' bastid!"
by stokedfish September 24, 2006
 
144.
being Knackered or very drunk.
I am cake, i need sleep.
I am cake, i am drunk.
by MatyMoore June 26, 2005
 
145.
Describes a situation where something is so fucking easy, its beyond simple.
Ryan: Have you done that work I gave you yet?

Matt: Yeah man, it was cake.

Is also similar in a sporting context to didn't even get in the car.
by Steeman April 28, 2005
 
146.
Money, loot, cream, cash, income.
I made mad cake off the tips last night.
by resk March 02, 2005
 
147.
A codeword for making-out.
I want some cake right now.
I want to eat cake.
Did you eat the cake?
by beforelater November 08, 2004